1 00:00:02,479 --> 00:00:03,479 $100 fine. 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:04,520 And that's a wrap. 3 00:00:04,860 --> 00:00:09,720 Yes! Oh, now, hold on before you all go running off. Harry, could you make this 4 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:13,140 fast? I've got a date with a harness racer who is hot to trot. 5 00:00:15,860 --> 00:00:17,560 You're dating a jockey? 6 00:00:17,940 --> 00:00:22,540 Four foot eight of pure muscle. The woman gives new meaning to the term 7 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:23,540 sore. 8 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:28,140 Well, just make sure you cross that finish line by 9 a .m. because that's 9 00:00:28,140 --> 00:00:30,060 we're all due to be back here for work. 10 00:00:30,350 --> 00:00:31,350 Why? 11 00:00:31,710 --> 00:00:37,310 Is that 9 a .m. when we start work 9 a .m.? Or 9 a .m. in the morning 9 a .m.? 12 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:40,310 How do you do it? 13 00:00:41,310 --> 00:00:42,310 Do what? 14 00:00:42,530 --> 00:00:43,730 Find your way to work. 15 00:00:45,690 --> 00:00:49,310 Unfortunately, Judge Pond's vacation fell on the same week as Judge Fuller's 16 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:52,590 prostate surgery, so we've all been assigned to day court for the week. 17 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:55,810 That is a crock. What about my day job? 18 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:57,470 What do you mean, the paper route? 19 00:00:57,870 --> 00:00:58,870 No, I gave that up. 20 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,260 Who wants to bicycle to Connecticut every morning? 21 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:03,500 Now I have an ice cream cart. 22 00:01:04,599 --> 00:01:05,780 Frusen Schnitzel. 23 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,480 The East German taste sensation. 24 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,560 I'm sorry, big guy, but we're officers of the court, and this week the court 25 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,940 needs us during the day. So hasta mañana, amigos. 26 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:16,880 Sir? Yeah? 27 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,800 I'm afraid I have a scheduling problem. 28 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,780 Don't tell me. You sell cutlery. 29 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,180 No, see, Tony and I have a standing appointment every day at 12. 30 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,260 Ah, young love, a scheduled nooner. 31 00:01:28,650 --> 00:01:29,650 You're a slug. 32 00:01:31,270 --> 00:01:34,070 Well, I'm sorry, Christine, but I don't see how a lunch appointment can be more 33 00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:35,110 important than your job. 34 00:01:35,490 --> 00:01:38,970 Um, sir, it's not a lunch appointment. It's more personal. 35 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:40,750 You mean the slug's right? 36 00:01:43,510 --> 00:01:45,550 Tony and I are seeing a marriage counselor. 37 00:01:46,950 --> 00:01:50,570 Oh, gee. I knew you two had problems, but I didn't realize they were that 38 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:52,910 serious. Do you have an appointment every day at noon? 39 00:01:53,470 --> 00:01:54,870 Except Saturdays and Jewish holidays. 40 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:58,930 Well, don't worry. We'll juggle the dock and we'll break you away during lunch. 41 00:01:59,170 --> 00:02:00,450 Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. Okay. 42 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:04,750 And, uh, now you get home because you got a little person there who needs you. 43 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:06,690 You're right. 44 00:02:09,169 --> 00:02:10,449 It's post time! 45 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,680 What a strange way to greet someone. 46 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,760 Can't get a handle on that nine -to -five routine, huh? Yeah. 47 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,780 Usually about this time, I'd still be in bed. 48 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:20,980 About a half hour later, I'd be on my way home. 49 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,960 Good morning, good morning. 50 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:30,980 We danced all night through good morning. Good morning to you. 51 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,820 Oven -fresh ginger snapped. I baked them myself. 52 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,720 What are they laced with? 53 00:03:41,510 --> 00:03:43,890 Love, kindness, and a pinch of sunshine. 54 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:47,490 Gee, look at that glorious sky. 55 00:03:48,530 --> 00:03:52,550 Hey, maybe Harry will let us hold court outside today. We could go to the park 56 00:03:52,550 --> 00:03:54,710 and dip our little toes in the rain. 57 00:03:57,110 --> 00:03:59,010 Ross, what's wrong with you? 58 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,070 You want to talk? 59 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:05,050 There's nothing to talk about, Mecky. 60 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:08,490 I guess I'm just a day person. 61 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:17,170 and stingers in that, bully boy? 62 00:04:17,930 --> 00:04:20,450 Thanks. Ice cold frusen schnitzel? 63 00:04:21,769 --> 00:04:22,910 Isn't that sweet? 64 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:24,350 Thank you. 65 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:31,050 Mind if I park here? 66 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:34,310 Don't tell me. The East German taste sensation. 67 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:37,050 So good it led to reunification. 68 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:41,450 Oh, what a morning. 69 00:04:41,950 --> 00:04:42,950 Piece of advice. 70 00:04:43,170 --> 00:04:45,190 Never feed a baby wearing a business suit. 71 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:48,070 Although I bet the little type looks cute in herringbone. 72 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:51,670 You're on. 73 00:04:57,470 --> 00:04:58,470 All rise. 74 00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:00,470 Criminal Court Part 2 is now in session. 75 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:02,450 Your Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding. 76 00:05:03,550 --> 00:05:07,450 Good morning, plaintiffs and plaintees. It's a beautiful day, and the wheels of 77 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:09,410 justice are raring to go for a spin. 78 00:05:09,890 --> 00:05:10,890 Wow! 79 00:05:11,090 --> 00:05:12,090 What is that? 80 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:15,130 Sorry, Your Honor. 81 00:05:15,370 --> 00:05:17,170 It must be the sunlight reflecting off my head. 82 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:24,990 Better? 83 00:05:25,690 --> 00:05:26,690 Thank you, Bob. 84 00:05:27,450 --> 00:05:30,530 Tell us a little something about our first contestants. 85 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:34,090 Contestants? Angelo, did he say contestants? 86 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:36,110 Since when do trials have contestants? 87 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:39,710 Excuse me, would you gentlemen happen to be from the Bar Association? 88 00:05:40,290 --> 00:05:41,290 No, sir. 89 00:05:41,510 --> 00:05:44,150 We gentlemen are from the Golden Oaks Retirement Home. 90 00:05:44,859 --> 00:05:47,000 I'm Angelo. And I'm Norman. 91 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:51,500 And we spend our days here. Every day for the last ten years. Over 20 ,000 92 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,680 cases. And not one contestant. 93 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:58,160 Well, I guess I do run my court a little less formally than most. 94 00:05:58,740 --> 00:06:01,020 I've seen more protocol at a fish fry. 95 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,920 All right, Matt, what do we have? 96 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:10,020 Well, we got a graffiti charge, a couple of kids who opened a fire hydrant, two 97 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:13,620 tiffs, a spat, and a really heated chess argument. 98 00:06:14,530 --> 00:06:15,269 That's it? 99 00:06:15,270 --> 00:06:19,510 No holdups? Nope. No bar fights? Mm -mm. No ladies of the evening persuasion? Mm 100 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:22,970 -mm. Hey, this is downright civil compared to the night shift. I could get 101 00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:26,250 to this. Well, wait, wait. Here's one more up your alley, sir. People versus 102 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:28,570 Douglas, felony weapons charge. 103 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:33,010 Mr. Prosecutor? Yes, sir. The defendant, a Manhattan cab driver, was pulled over 104 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:37,110 for a routine traffic stop when the officer saw this hanging from his 105 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:38,110 mirror. 106 00:06:38,550 --> 00:06:39,610 A hand grenade? 107 00:06:39,950 --> 00:06:40,970 Hey, it's a tough town. 108 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:44,730 Your Honor, my client claims this is an illegal search and seizure. 109 00:06:45,110 --> 00:06:46,930 A constitutional argument? 110 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:50,010 We never get those at night. Is the arresting officer here? 111 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:51,430 Yes, Your Honor. 112 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:52,810 So what's your side of this? 113 00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:57,710 Well, Your Honor, I observed the perpetrator changing lanes without 114 00:06:57,930 --> 00:06:59,010 Who signals in Manhattan? 115 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:03,090 The last time I stuck my arm out to signal, it came back shy two rings at a 116 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,090 time. 117 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:08,930 Then, as I approached the vehicle, I saw the grenade hanging next to the St. 118 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,730 Christopher. Is he the painter? 119 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:12,180 phase of explosives. 120 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,280 Your Honor, I can't help but wonder why the officer was harassing my client to 121 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,280 begin with. 122 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,320 Harassing? 123 00:07:19,380 --> 00:07:20,800 Oh, I know. It goes with the badge. 124 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:22,500 Being a cop is in your blood. 125 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,720 But it's not just a job. It's an obsession. 126 00:07:25,380 --> 00:07:28,300 And pretty soon you're working double shifts. And when you do get that rare 127 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:31,420 off, it's hanging out with the guys. And when you are home, you're asleep in 128 00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:34,160 front of the TV set instead of helping your wife stifle your son. 129 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,500 Lady, my son is 32. 130 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:47,160 Oh, you think that's a good excuse? Oh, come on, give me a break. 131 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,060 Sounds like we need a ten -minute recess. 132 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,020 Fence, have a ginger snap. 133 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:57,000 I'd like to see defense counsel in my chambers. 134 00:07:58,320 --> 00:07:59,320 Now. 135 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:03,840 I bet you two bucks they got something going. 136 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:05,600 You're on. 137 00:08:09,299 --> 00:08:12,580 Christine, I know that you and Tony are having marital difficulties, but that's 138 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:15,660 no excuse for behavior that could jeopardize your client's case. 139 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:18,820 You're right, sir. 140 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,880 I had a cow out there. 141 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,240 You had a herd. 142 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:28,020 Is this really because Tony's gone back to work as a cop? 143 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,960 Well, that certainly hasn't made it any easier. 144 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,200 Have you ever tried to plan a baby's feeding schedule around a stakeout? 145 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,380 Not that I can recall. 146 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:37,600 It really is, anyway. 147 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:41,990 I mean, even I have come to realize that Tony has to be a cop. It's not what he 148 00:08:41,990 --> 00:08:45,770 does, it's what he is. You know, he tried another job for a while. He did? 149 00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:46,810 he worked at Macy's. 150 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:50,050 You know, he busted 23 shoplifters in three weeks. 151 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,250 They fired him. 152 00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:54,170 Sounds like he was doing a great job. Why would they fire him? 153 00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:56,250 Well, he was hired to sell ladies' shoes. 154 00:08:58,950 --> 00:09:01,570 Tony's not cut out to sell pumps to little old ladies. 155 00:09:01,870 --> 00:09:02,870 He's a free spirit. 156 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:07,400 The same free spirit that made Tony the single guy so attractive makes Tony the 157 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:08,760 husband so infuriating. 158 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:12,280 Oh, Harry, I'm afraid we went too fast. 159 00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:14,260 Tony's not ready for this kind of responsibility. 160 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:17,820 Nobody's ever ready for that. You grow into it. 161 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:19,460 Not Tony. 162 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:22,000 I wouldn't be so sure. 163 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:26,000 Maybe you're too close to the situation. Maybe you need the perspective of 164 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,100 someone who's removed. You know, someone who really understands human nature. 165 00:09:30,730 --> 00:09:33,110 Now, who immediately springs to mind? 166 00:09:33,530 --> 00:09:34,530 Phil Donahue. 167 00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:41,110 No, no, no, no. I mean someone who can observe the human condition and make 168 00:09:41,110 --> 00:09:42,150 sense of it all. 169 00:09:42,890 --> 00:09:43,970 Gareth and Keillor? 170 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,890 No, no, no, no, no. 171 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:54,070 Someone you know who can look at the situation and make a valid judgment. 172 00:09:57,290 --> 00:09:58,470 Irma Bombeck. 173 00:10:02,229 --> 00:10:03,229 Me. Harry, 174 00:10:03,910 --> 00:10:04,930 what are you trying to say? 175 00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:08,770 I'm saying that maybe you're wrong about this. Maybe Tony isn't the kind of guy 176 00:10:08,770 --> 00:10:12,790 who just thinks about himself. Maybe he's going to come around and work hard 177 00:10:12,790 --> 00:10:14,350 everything's going to turn out just fine. 178 00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:18,070 The point is... Yeah, 179 00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:21,630 just don't. 180 00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:23,810 Oh, yeah, she's here. 181 00:10:24,410 --> 00:10:26,090 Is it Dr. Zuckerman for you? 182 00:10:26,650 --> 00:10:27,730 That's our marriage counselor. 183 00:10:28,590 --> 00:10:29,590 Dr. Zuckerman. 184 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,120 Oh, he did. 185 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:34,020 Oh, no, he didn't tell me. 186 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,160 Okay, well, we'll see you tomorrow, then. 187 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:38,960 Oh, he did. 188 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,600 Ah. 189 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:41,920 Okay. Thank you. 190 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,440 Goodbye. 191 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:46,560 So, what's up? 192 00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:51,380 Well, I will be having a lot of time on my hands. It seems that Tony not only 193 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:54,100 canceled today's session, but he canceled our therapy altogether. 194 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,180 Sure, I have Gareth and Keillor's phone number in here, too. 195 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:11,060 All right, it's settled, then. A dozen eggs does count as one item. 196 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,300 Agreed? 197 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:20,780 Very Solomon -like of you, sir. 198 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,300 Personally, I would have given them the chair. 199 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,100 Hey, this day stuff is a snap. 200 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:27,380 That's lunch, people! 201 00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:29,270 And I do mean lunch. 202 00:11:31,530 --> 00:11:35,790 You know, it's such a beautiful day today, I think I'll go out and buy 203 00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:36,790 Sheppole. 204 00:11:39,550 --> 00:11:42,230 I believe that's one of the twelve signs of the apocalypse. 205 00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:53,490 Hey, I know you don't have lunch plans or anything, so you want to come to the 206 00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:56,010 office? We can split a peanut butter sandwich and talk. 207 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,400 Although we might end up talking again. 208 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,580 Yeah, I'd like that. 209 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:02,960 Come on. 210 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,620 Frozen schnitzel! 211 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,860 Get it while it's frozen! 212 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,300 Care for some ice cream? 213 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,760 The chocolate sauerkraut swirl is exceptional today. 214 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,940 This is weird. I know that face. 215 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,080 Where do we know you from? 216 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:25,340 Don't you remember? 217 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:26,870 All rise. 218 00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:28,550 Criminal court part two is now in session. 219 00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:30,130 Oh, yeah. 220 00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:31,310 It's a tall fella. 221 00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:32,610 You got a new job? 222 00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:36,370 This? No, this is just something I do when I'm not working in Judge Stone's 223 00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:39,870 court. Kid, I've seen Judge Stone's court. Keep the day job. 224 00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:44,950 Freshen schnitzel. 225 00:12:46,970 --> 00:12:51,490 Okay, name your poison. We got creamy, we got chunky, we got extra creamy, 226 00:12:51,490 --> 00:12:54,790 chunky, creamy chunky, and jalapeno. 227 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,460 have been asking Tony to change, but I've stayed the same. That's not fair. I 228 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:05,860 should change, too. You seem like the creamy type to me. 229 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:11,800 Tony and I are like oil and water. He's Rambo. I'm June Cleaver. 230 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,540 I like an exciting life, and I like an ordinary existence. 231 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,800 I think I'm too controlled. 232 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,180 Too orderly. 233 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:25,320 Too... I think I'm too compulsive, Harry. 234 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:30,720 No one has cut the crust off my bread since I was eight. 235 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:35,520 There, see, that's what I mean. All right, from now on, I'm going to try to 236 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,880 more easygoing. I'm going to cool out if it kills me. I'm going to be more 237 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:39,880 freewheeling and loose. 238 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:45,040 I'm going to make another sandwich, and this time, the crust stay on. 239 00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:49,340 Whoa, don't go for it all at once. You don't think I can do it, do you? Hey, 240 00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:51,200 sure you can do it. I'm just not sure you should. 241 00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:54,480 You know, when I got together with Margaret, you were the one who told me 242 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,480 myself. 243 00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:57,790 I am not going to let this marriage go down the drain. 244 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:02,350 I am going to live on the edge of the fast lane, or whatever you call it. 245 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,770 I am going to change, Harry. 246 00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:07,130 Right. Here you go. Enjoy. 247 00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:11,730 Ah, eat over the plate. You might get crumbs on your shirt. 248 00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:17,250 All right, I have a little work to do. 249 00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:30,690 I beg your pardon? 250 00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:34,250 Sir, a table. If you didn't call ahead, I bet I have nothing available. 251 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:38,810 We're talking about the cafeteria? 252 00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:42,130 During the day, we refer to it as the blue room. 253 00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:48,190 Bonjour, Jean -Pierre. Ah, yes. Monsieur Norman, Monsieur Angelo, I have your 254 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:51,350 usual table under the ice sculpture. Lead the way, Jeanine. 255 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,610 What are you doing here, Dan? 256 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,940 I say you need a reservation. Can you believe it? 257 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,900 Reservations for Mack Robinson? 258 00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:04,480 Yes, Mr. Robinson. 259 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,180 And, uh, guests. 260 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,700 Please follow me. 261 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:14,760 May I suggest... 262 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,080 The Oyster Rockefeller. 263 00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:27,420 Hmm. 264 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,200 How do the tuna melts look today? 265 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,780 Can you believe this? The date timer's gonna ban? 266 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,720 Look, that lettuce is green. 267 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,340 That meat isn't. 268 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,120 You must be a night person. 269 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,940 I pity you. 270 00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:48,260 Nice eyebrows. 271 00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:52,340 Who was your grandmother, a horned owl? 272 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,140 Your snappy retort has stung me to the bone. 273 00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:00,040 I must write that down, nitwit. 274 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,440 Calm down and read your menu. 275 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,180 Hey, Mac, is that you? 276 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,620 In the flesh? Hey, what's the good word, Jack? 277 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:12,560 Do not partake of the oysters, Rockefeller. 278 00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:14,660 Oh, thanks. 279 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:17,340 Surprised to see you here. I didn't know you worked days. 280 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:18,740 I do. 281 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,620 What do you think? Is it really me? 282 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:30,940 I'm not sure. 283 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,620 Max? Yeah? 284 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,780 Doesn't this all just seem a little surreal to you? 285 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,360 Nah. 286 00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:53,320 Ladies and gentlemen, the Blue Room is proud to present... 287 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:09,839 here for a salt. 288 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:10,920 This is for you. 289 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:16,200 It was just one of those things. 290 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:23,260 Just one of those crazy flings. One of those bells that now and then rings. 291 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:28,660 It was just one of those things. It was just one of those nights. 292 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,500 Just one of those fabulous flights. 293 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:35,100 Trip to the moon on Gossimo. 294 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:42,240 It was just one of those things that we thought a little bit about the end of it 295 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,880 when we started painting that town. 296 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:53,100 There I go 297 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,059 again. 298 00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:55,060 Right. 299 00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:59,060 Much better. 300 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,020 Hey, Sullivan, how you doing? 301 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:08,670 Listen, I'm sorry about the session today. I just thought we had had enough. 302 00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:10,350 no, don't be sorry. I understand. 303 00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:13,610 I figured we tried it for two weeks. There was really no reason to keep 304 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:15,190 Absolutely. I couldn't agree more. 305 00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:17,410 You're not upset? 306 00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:19,110 Silly boy. 307 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:21,830 Okay, yeah, well, there might have been a time when I would be hurt and 308 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:24,850 disappointed, but there was also a time when I used to cut the crust off my 309 00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:28,850 bread. But I've turned over a new leaf. From now on, Christine Sullivan goes 310 00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:29,850 with the fold. 311 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,250 Flo. 312 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:34,810 Exactly. 313 00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:36,460 Got good news for you, Tony. 314 00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,420 We don't need a marriage counselor anymore. 315 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,640 We don't? Nope. I got the problem all figured out. 316 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:42,919 You do? 317 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,100 Yep. See, I've been asking the questions. 318 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,340 Why can't we work this out? What's the matter with us? 319 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:49,680 And then it hit me. 320 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:50,840 There's no us. 321 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,040 There's no we. 322 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,840 We're just Tony and Christine, two strangers and a baby. 323 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:56,920 So what are you saying? 324 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:59,340 What I'm saying is what we need is a plan. 325 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,460 You and I used to be a we once. It can happen again. 326 00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:04,360 Remember at the beginning? 327 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,900 There was something about it that was so exciting. 328 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,360 You made me feel so alive. 329 00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:14,540 It was really special, wasn't it? Yeah, and it can be again. 330 00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:17,420 All we have to do is get back to where we were before you left for South 331 00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:18,420 America. 332 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,160 You make it sound so easy. 333 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,740 Christine, I wasn't prepared for any of this. 334 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:29,000 I came back from Columbia one morning. I showed up here that evening to ask you 335 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:29,859 out to dinner. 336 00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:32,960 Next thing I know, I'm heading uptown in a cab with a wife I wasn't really sure 337 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:33,960 I had and a son. 338 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:35,560 I didn't even know it was on the way. 339 00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:39,260 It's been a very confusing few months for me. 340 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:40,779 I know. 341 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:41,780 For me, too. 342 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:46,900 That's why we really have to work harder. We have to commit to adjusting 343 00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:47,900 other. 344 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:49,620 You mean change? 345 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,280 Yes! Yes, and, Tony, I've already started, and it's really easy. 346 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:59,300 So your idea is that we each become someone that we're not. 347 00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:01,520 You know, Tony... 348 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,740 Before my transformation into this freewheeling, anything goes kind of gal, 349 00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,900 kind of attitude might be ticking me off right about now. 350 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:13,280 I'm sorry. No, no, don't be sorry. Don't be sorry. Be positive. 351 00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:14,940 We have a goal. 352 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,500 All we need is a plan. 353 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,420 Actually, I have something that I think might help us out. 354 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,560 There you go, Tony. I knew this was going to work. Go ahead. What is it? 355 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,740 I think we ought to try living apart for a while. 356 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:32,570 I think that might be just what our marriage needs. 357 00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:34,410 A little time and space. 358 00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:42,190 No, Tony, a physicist needs time and space. 359 00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:44,730 A marriage needs work and commitment. 360 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:49,750 But the work only pays off if you really want it to. That's the question. 361 00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:52,350 Do you really want it to? 362 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:55,530 Do you really want it to? 363 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,400 Get her back to work. 364 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,480 Yeah, well, me too. I got a ton of briefs to go. 365 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,720 Goodbye, Sylvia. 366 00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:22,700 I'm sorry. 367 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,280 Goodbye, Juliana. 368 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,840 You ought to be. 369 00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:47,870 Hey, you sure you're okay? 370 00:21:48,090 --> 00:21:49,210 You want to go to dinner or something? 371 00:21:49,450 --> 00:21:50,930 Oh, thanks, Harry. I'll be fine. 372 00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:55,970 I'll be fine. 373 00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:01,050 No, 374 00:22:03,330 --> 00:22:07,070 no encores, no encores. Judge Stone has left the building. 375 00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:11,370 Angelo, if we hurry, we could squeeze in a custody battle. Go. 376 00:22:13,170 --> 00:22:14,750 Stone, you still got it. 377 00:22:21,710 --> 00:22:22,710 So how'd it go? 378 00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:24,470 Another day, another Deutschmark. 379 00:22:28,970 --> 00:22:30,110 What are you guys looking at? 380 00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:31,630 The weirdest thing. 381 00:22:31,990 --> 00:22:34,790 The sun is going away, and it's getting dark. 382 00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:40,410 Guess we never have looked at a sunset together before, have we? 383 00:22:40,970 --> 00:22:42,610 We've seen a few sunrises. 384 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:43,970 That we have. 385 00:22:44,190 --> 00:22:46,210 Maybe it's time we shared a new experience. 386 00:22:48,030 --> 00:22:49,230 Never gets boring, does it? 387 00:22:49,810 --> 00:22:52,640 Nope. I'm always overwhelmed by nature's miracles. 388 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,840 Ross, I had no idea you were so sentimental. 389 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,820 It's times like this that make me glad to be on the planet. 390 00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,880 I'm glad that I can share them with good friends. 391 00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:05,820 The day is done. 392 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,580 Now get your arms off of me before I rip them out of their sockets.